JOKE OF THE DAY...Work vs Prison

Work vs. Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK: you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON: you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: you get your own toilet.
AT WORK: you have to share one with some idiot who pees and shits on the seat.

IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: you get fired for speaking to your family on company time.

IN PRISON: the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to work, pay all the expenses and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: you must deal with smart ass douche bag wardens.
AT WORK: they are called managers.