JOKE OF THE DAY...Blind Man and His Dog

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog when they stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, then lifted up his leg and started pissing all over the mans foot. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He ran up to the blind man and said “How the hell can you possibly reward a dog for pissing on your foot?” The blind man replied "I'm not rewarding him, I'm trying to find his head so I can kick him in his fuckin' ass."