Bill Buckner tried to kill himself after the 1986 World Series by
jumping in front of a bus. Luckily it went right through his legs.
A teacher asks her students if they're Red Sox fans. All of the hands go
up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Yankees."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Yankee fans, so I'm a Yankee fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Red Sox fan!"
Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in September.
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