JOKE OF THE DAY...Old Man and the Dr.

An old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says” Sir, I'm very sorry to say but I have two pieces of bad news for you.”

The old man says, "Doc, give me the worse news first!"

With a sigh, the Dr. replies, "Ok. I’m sorry to say this but you have AIDS."

"Oh, no! What the hell could be worse than that?" asks the patient.

"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."

Looking relieved the old man says, "Oh... Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."