A boy says to his dad: "Dad, how old do you think I am today?"
His dad replies "I dont know son, 9 or 10"
"DAD...I'M ELEVEN" The son then storms off into the next room and says to his Grandmother: "Grandma, guess how old I am today?"
His grandmother puts her hand down his pants and fondles his genitals a little bit. After a few minutes she says: "Your eleven!" The boy gets all excited and says "WOW grandma, you can tell by putting your hand down my pants?"
Grandma: "Nah...I heard you tell your father"
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