Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when all of a sudden he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Mrs. Jones, I have to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in that situation. The correct word you should use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will let you go."
Little Johnny thinks for a second and says, "Mrs. Jones, you're an eight, but if you would let me take a piss, you'd be a ten!!!"
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