A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up answers the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance pal! It's 3 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who the hell was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not. It's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Remember when we broke down in the rain and those two guys helped us? I think you should do the same"
"OHHH COME ON!!!" Says the man...but he reluctantly gets up, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He yells out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!"
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