A father was discussing the "birds and the bees" with his son. When he ws done he asked his son if he had any questions.
"Dad, what do women's private parts look like?"
The father thought for a moment and said: "Son, well before sex, it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose."
"What about after sex?"
The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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