Joke of the Day...The New Lumberjack

Nelson lands in the middle of nowhere in Alaska for his new job as a lumberjack.
The boss comes over and says, "All right, here's the deal. We work seven days a week, we're up at six, we're asleep by ten and you get three meals a day. Oh yeah and do you see that hole in the barrel over there? You can stick your prick in there for a blow job any day but Thursday."
Nelson says, "Why not Thursday?"
He says, "Because that's your day in the barrel."