Two vampires walk into a bar and sit in the first two seats on the corner. The first one looks up at the bartender and orders a cup of blood. The second vampire thinks for a second and orders a nice hot glass of water.
The first one says, "Hot water? How come you didn't order your normal cup of blood?"
The second one pulls out a used tampon and says, "Today, I think I'm gonna have tea!"
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