BONUS Jokes of the Day...The Hamburger Cook

A man walks into a hamburger joint and orders a burger and fries. Five minutes later, the waitress brings it out to him.

He takes one bite out of the burger and notices a large, wiry hair smack in the middle of it.

"Waitress! Come over here…there's a GOD DAMN hair in my hamburger! I demand to see the cook and what the hell is going on back there in the kitchen!"

The waitress says “Ok” and reluctantly takes him back to where the cook is. To his demise, the man sees the cook take a handful of meat, put it under his armpit to flatten it out and then throws it onto the grill. "JESUS CHRIST!!!" He yells. "That's fuckin disgusting!"

The waitress looks at him and says, "You think that's disgusting! You should see him make the donuts."