The English teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and started reading his essay.
"Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"Oh my goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip. Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers. "Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs" says his mother. "Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I was going to use him as a sandbag
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