Two women are driving along in the country and they both had to pee really badly, so they pull off to the side of the road and climb over a fence into a graveyard. The first woman pees behind a tombstone, finds nothing to wipe with, so she uses her panties and leaves them under a bush. The second woman pees behind a tombstone next to a fresh grave and uses a ribbon from a wreath of flowers to wipe herself.
The next day their husbands are talking on the phone.
The first husband says, "We gotta start keeping an eye on our wives. Yesterday my wife came home with no panties on."
The second husband says, "That's nothing. Yesterday my wife came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, ˜We're all gonna miss you.' "
No comments:
Post a Comment