The husband knowing it was his wife's friends party didn't want to go but his wife talked him into it. Saying she was going to take an aspirin and go to bed and that all her friends husbands were going to be there too. Finally he let up and said "Fine. I'll go by myself".
The wife after sleeping soundly for an hour, woke up and felt great. Being it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have a little fun by watching her husband to see how he would act when she wasn't with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and cropping a little feel here and a little kiss there. Finally, she walked up to him on the dance floor and started dancing seductively and let him cop all the feels he wanted. He then whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to her car and had a little quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got back into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in.
"So! How was the party!" He said "Oh, you know. Same old boring shit. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "Honestly, I didn't even dance one dance. When I got there I met Pete, Bill, and Paul and some other guys and we went into the basement to play poker all evening. But you're not going to BELIEVE what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!!!!!!!"
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