Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and acne ?
A: Acne waits until your 12 before it comes on your face !
Q: Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q: What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows!
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