On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yep. He definitely did!"
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yep, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the asshole in the back of the horse, instead of on top."
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