Little Johnny sits on Santa's lap.
Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas little Johnnny," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".
Little Johnny thinks for a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping Jonnhy's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again Johnny thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas then?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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