A guy goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, ya gotta help me. I can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, I have sex with my wife…TWICE a day”
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"But thats not all. Then I have sex with my secretary TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Then after that, I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "Maybe you should start masturbating."
"I already do", says the man. "TWICE A DAY."
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