I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour when the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
Just then, the guy that was sitting next to me got up and started heading for the door.
I said "hey, aren't you going to stick around for the birth of your baby?" The man replied, "I think I need a breath of fresh air.....I work for 7-11."
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