A man tells his doctor that every morning he has terrible headaches, has trouble breathing and wasn't able to do the things around the house that his wife wanted him too. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. I can take it. ."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're a fat, lazy, alcoholic slob."
"Ok," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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