A guy runs next door to his friends house holding his hand as the blood runs down his arm. As he rings the doorbell, his friend answers the door holding a newborn baby.
"Holy shit bro! What the hell happened?" Says the friend holding the baby.
"I just broke the mirror on my car. The cut isn't too bad but now I'm going to have SEVEN years bad luck for breaking the friggin mirror!'
The friend looks down at the baby and says "You think seven years for breaking a mirror is bad luck. Try breaking a condom!"
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