One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him to get on the road and stopped the driver. He then administered a breathalyzer test. Amazingly the results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer asked the driver “How the hell can you blow a 0.0?”
The driver replied, "Easily. Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”
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