HAPPY NEW YEAR YA BUNCH OF DICKS!

Have a safe happy new year and hopefully you'll be regularly visiting and clicking on some ads for me!

Picture of the Day...The Mayan Calendar!

JOKE OF THE DAY...Wrong Bathroom

One night a man was getting loaded in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he blasted through the door. The only thing was, he wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman that was sitting on the bowl!

"OMG! This is for ladies!" she screamed.

The drunk waved his dick in the air and said "AAANNNDDD SOOO IS THIS!"

Stupid News of the Day...Part 2...The Ball Cutter

Looks like I won't be swimming in New Guinea any time soon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079498/British-angler-Jeremy-Wade-snares-fish-killed-2-men-biting-testicles.html

Stupid News of the Day...Flying Body Train Death Lawsuit

Man dies by getting hit by a train...body flies and hits woman...lady sues dead man...UNREAL!!!!

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-train-death-lawsuit-20111229,0,1119897.story

BONUS "LOCAL" JOKE OF THE DAY...Santa vs White Plains

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a bartender in White Plains???…Santa only has to look at 8 assholes in one night.

BONUS JOKE OF THE DAY...Johnny on Santa's Lap

Little Johnny sits on Santa's lap.

Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas little Johnnny," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".

Little Johnny thinks for a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa replies once again tapping Jonnhy's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again Johnny thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas then?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"