Football Season is Back...Enjoy the stupidity

 Dallas Clark eatin ass...probably what he's going to do w/out Manning

 Grown men huggin...that's Gay!

 No caption needed...this could be several teams we know!

Someone's gettin shit canned!

Open wide RB...here's comes a dick at ya!

Shouldn't you know not to sit near each other?

Exhibit B for the caption above!

JOKE OF THE DAY...Old man shares his wine

An old man in a nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday so he talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling off her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".

The old guy says "God, I hope so, because you've got the UGLIEST tits I have ever seen."

BONUS Joke of the Day...How old am I?

A boy says to his dad: "Dad, how old do you think I am today?"

His dad replies "I dont know son, 9 or 10"

"DAD...I'M ELEVEN" The son then storms off into the next room and says to his Grandmother: "Grandma, guess how old I am today?"

His grandmother puts her hand down his pants and fondles his genitals a little bit. After a few minutes she says: "Your eleven!" The boy gets all excited and says "WOW grandma, you can tell by putting your hand down my pants?"

Grandma: "Nah...I heard you tell your father"

JOKE OF THE DAY....Bible Salesman

On a guys first day as a door to door bible salesman, he sells 500 bibles…the owner of the company is amazed and says “How the hell did you sell 500 bibles on your first day?” The guy replies with a terrible stutter “it, it , it, it…wa wa wa wa was….ea ea ea easy…ev ev every da da door I went ta ta ta too, I I I I as asked them…Wou wou would you li li like to ba ba buy a bible or or or wou wou would you li li li like me to read it to you”

SUMMER'S OVER...GET READY FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!!!

Happy Labor Day...Work Pictures for the Labor Force!

JOKE OF THE DAY...Girls first haircut

A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie and anxiously awaiting her first haircut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, sits in the seat and the barber covers her up.

After a few minutes, she pulls out the twinkie and takes a bite.
The barber looks down at her and says "Little girl, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie!"

"Yeah, I know! And I'm gonna get tits, too. NOW CUT MY HAIR!"