A guy goes to visit his grandmother and while he’s there his friend eats the whole bowl of peanuts the grandmother left on the table. So as they’re leaving the friend says “Sorry Ms. Johnson but I ate the whole bowl of peanuts you left on the table” The grandmother says “They weren't peanuts, they were peanut M&M's but ever since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off of em.”
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