Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Bonus Joke of the Day...Q&A
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!
A: When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!
Joke of the Day...Grandma and the Peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and while he’s there his friend eats the whole bowl of peanuts the grandmother left on the table. So as they’re leaving the friend says “Sorry Ms. Johnson but I ate the whole bowl of peanuts you left on the table” The grandmother says “They weren't peanuts, they were peanut M&M's but ever since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off of em.”
More Stupid News...95 y/o Lady Wakes Up 6 Days Later!
That's some fuckin nap!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109719/Chinese-woman-95-comes-life-climbing-coffin-days-died.html
Btw...her picture would make a sick album cover.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109719/Chinese-woman-95-comes-life-climbing-coffin-days-died.html
Btw...her picture would make a sick album cover.
Stupid News of the Day...Download Slash's Album...get Child Porn?!
By looking at the picture, I'd say they were at least guilty of something...over eating and wearing a filthy shirt for a public photo!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110921/Council-bans-daughter-contact-Nigel-Robinson-child-porn-images.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110921/Council-bans-daughter-contact-Nigel-Robinson-child-porn-images.html
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