A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees two pairs of legs and reaches for her husbands baseball bat. After a couple of practice swings and cursing her cheating husband she starts whaling away at the blanket as hard as she can. Screams of pain and cries of "Stop....please stop!" echo throughout the bedroom.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink and as she enters, she sees her husband sitting there reading a magazine. "Hi honey", he says, "Your parents came to visit while you were out, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Don't wake them though...they've had a long trip."
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