Do I chew it or sip it?
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
More Bonus Jokes of the Day....Two Kids in for Surgery
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, in front of the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'Whatcha in for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision. Whatever that is.'
So the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done
when I was born and couldn't walk for a year
The first kid leans over and asks, 'Whatcha in for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision. Whatever that is.'
So the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done
when I was born and couldn't walk for a year
More Bonus Jokes...The Wife and the Baseball Bat
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees two pairs of legs and reaches for her husbands baseball bat. After a couple of practice swings and cursing her cheating husband she starts whaling away at the blanket as hard as she can. Screams of pain and cries of "Stop....please stop!" echo throughout the bedroom.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink and as she enters, she sees her husband sitting there reading a magazine. "Hi honey", he says, "Your parents came to visit while you were out, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Don't wake them though...they've had a long trip."
Bonus Joke of the Day...Bob and the Blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. and sat down next to a beautiful blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on and the news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet you 20.00 he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Ok, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed the $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money....
The 10 PM news was coming on and the news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet you 20.00 he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Ok, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed the $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money....
Joke of the Day...Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A Mexican delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order tomorrow, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday. How come?'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A Mexican delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order tomorrow, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday. How come?'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'
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